Stuff 4 Adults

Jenna Jameson helps you pitch a tent

Smurfette — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:55:38 +0000

Hey there adults. Here’s a few pictures that should make sure that you still have a pulse. Jenna Jameson is obviously a nice looking piece of crumpet, as these pictures suggest. Jameson is the star of many many films, but if you’re reading this, then chances are you know that already!

One of her most recent outings was in “Zombie Strippers“, a semi-mainstream film that also featured Robert Englund (aka. Freddy Krueger). Sounds like fun for the whole family!

As usual, click on the thumbnails to scoot off to the hi-res versions. Enjoy!

Evangeline Lilly is hot

Smurfette — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 01:29:45 +0000

Let’s be honest, Evangeline Lilly is hot. Anyone that thinks otherwise must be walking around one can short of a six pack. She’s hot. No debate will be entered into.

Anyway, here’s a collection of some of her finest work, collected from all over the world wide web. Click on the thumbnails to jump to the full size images (some are massive).

Enjoy!

Charlotte McKenna posing bikini style

Smurfette — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:08:05 +0000

Here are some spicy shots of former FHM UK Honeys winner, and Zoo Weekly favorite, Charlotte McKenna, doing what she does.

Normally I don’t go for the cowboy hat thing, but I think for Charlotte, I’m willing to make an exception.

Click on the thumbnails to open the full images.

Ali Larter in Spot that Nipple

Smurfette — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:28:58 +0000

If you watch Heroes, then the chances are quite good that you’ve had one of “those” dreams about Nikki/Jessica, or Ali Larter. No need to be embarrassed, it’s a perfectly natural thing.

Anyway, here’s a fun little game I like to call spot the nipple. There are no prizes, you’re playing for pride. Click on the image if you want to see the 2,000+ by 2,000+ pixel version.

Tara Reid getting dirty and naked

Smurfette — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:56:03 +0000

Tara Reid has copped her fair share of bad press, which I think is a little unfair. Sure, she may be a bit of a party girl but I mean, how many guys haven’t at one time or another thought about ‘that’ scene from American Pie? Be honest. Who’d say no?? I didn’t think so.

Well here’s some Tara Reid eye candy for the world to enjoy. Click on the images if you want to go view the high resolution versions.

Here’s Tara Reid all dirty…

Here’s Tara Reid kind of spread eagled.

A little more dirt.

Ahhh… it’s ok, we all know you only came here to see some nipple… so here’ your damn nipple!

Her assets haven’t always been so… prominent mind you. If you need reminding of what they looked like in the good ol’ days, check this out.

Vikki Blows glamour style

Smurfette — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:13:58 +0000

You may be thinking ‘who the f*!@ is Vikki Blows?’ To be honest I don’t blame you, I’d never heard of her either… until I saw this pictures. Vikki Blows… tell me that’s not a great name if you wanted to get ahead in the adult industry.

Well I did a Google search and apparently Vikki Blows is a glamour model from the UK. Here are a few more tidbits from her MySpace page myspace.com/vikkiblows:

“Vikki Blows IS my real name
I get my tittys out 4 a living, its alright
i do this as i am too lazy to get a proper job
I have 8 piercings and 6 tattoos, i do plan on getting more
I can never park my car
Im obsessive, compulsive and i hate germs
I wash my hands way too much
I dont Drink or do Drugs, I have the odd cigarette now and then tho
Im a bit of a dickhead sometimes
I have the worst fear of Vomit, and im scared of the dark
im very shy
Contrary to my myspace page, I hate talking about myself
Im nothing like you think i am.”

In case you could give a fat rats toss bag about who Vikki Blows is, here are some pictures of her that should bring a smile to your dial (click on them if you want the massive high res versions).

A hint of nipple…

More than a hint of nipple…

Ok the next two are actually Zoo Weekly desktop wall papers, so click on them if you want the full 1024×768 versions.

Last one for now.

Lily Allen Nipple Slip

Smurfette — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:28:08 +0000

Lily Allen may not be “classically beautiful” but never the less, she still carries a high degree of hotness. I’m sure I’m not the only guy out there that finds her hot? Am I? Really?

Anyway, I’m sure the dirty perv that took this nipple slip shot is guaranteed his Christmas bonus!

Megan Fox camel toe

Smurfette — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:32:17 +0000

First we had the “Megan Fox Topless” post, now, we have the Megan Fox Camel Toe post. Is it Christmas time already?

I think that it is common knowledge that the skin tight leotard is the best friend of the camel toe, and that’s what this shot goes on to prove. Without further or do, I present…

Megan Fox Camel Toe

Kristen Bell in the Princess Leia bikini

Smurfette — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:10:11 +0000

If you’ve had trouble Forgetting Sarah Marshall, then this is not going to help you one little bit. Kristen Bell, sex kitten and former Veronica Mars star, dressed up in ‘that’ Princess Leia bikini.

I firmly believe that the gold Princess Leia bikini has magical properties. If you were to run a poll of 30 year old guys, asking them who they would like there girl friend to dress up as, and I think around 72% would opt for the Princess Leia outfit.

Yup, it’s enough to make a nerd put down his hot pocket and double click his mouse.

Kristen Bell in Princess Leia's Gold Bikini

If that wasn’t enough Kristen Bell for you, here’s another personal favorite…

Kristen Bell looking hot.

Ahhh… Sarah Marshall, I just can’t quit you…

Megan Fox Topless

Smurfette — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:05:32 +0000

Megan Fox has been voted the sexiest woman in the world, and based on what I’ve seen, I’d be hard pressed to argue otherwise. Hence why I was initially attracted to the headline Megan Fox Topless. I’m only human after all.

Imagine my disappointment when I realized that Megan Fox Topless in this case actually meant that the Transformers star was sporting flesh colored nipple covers. Still, beggars can’t be choosers (or however that saying goes), and I’m sure you’ll agree, that covers or no covers, she’s still pretty smokin’!

Megan Fox Topless

…and here’s number two…

Megan Fox Topless: The Sequel

And now, a special bonus, and I’m warning you, this is about to get weird.

Megan Fox getting her freak on.

Just nod and smile politely.