Megan Fox has been voted the sexiest woman in the world, and based on what I’ve seen, I’d be hard pressed to argue otherwise. Hence why I was initially attracted to the headline Megan Fox Topless. I’m only human after all.

Imagine my disappointment when I realized that Megan Fox Topless in this case actually meant that the Transformers star was sporting flesh colored nipple covers. Still, beggars can’t be choosers (or however that saying goes), and I’m sure you’ll agree, that covers or no covers, she’s still pretty smokin’!

Megan Fox Topless

…and here’s number two…

Megan Fox Topless: The Sequel

And now, a special bonus, and I’m warning you, this is about to get weird.

Megan Fox getting her freak on.

Just nod and smile politely.